May 15, 2012

L'art de l'effeuillage burlesque

This Thursday kicks off one of the most entertaining series of events ever to be held in the St. Louis area. 

What is it you ask? 
      ...a three-day festival of madness, erotica, art, dancing, singing, shenanigans, fire, mayhem, magic, and glitter.....lots and lots of glitter. 

Here is the skinny.

Thursday, May 17th - 8PM
The opening gala commences at the Coliseum - this is a brand spanking new aka virgin venue as we liked to refer to it in the rave days.  There are an arsenal of amazing performers just gushing with talent who will do everything in their power to amaze, dazzle, and excite you.  The hosts of this event include none other than Clownvis Presley, Nadine Dubois, and Lucky Deluxe.  The individual line-up is simply chocked full of talent and sexual beings.  Here is a lil' teaser list for you to gnaw on.....Bazuka Joe, BiBi Dazzle, Dewy DeCimalle, the fabulous Hoochie Coochie Girls, Horchata Dentata....and so much for.  Click here to see the full line-up and event details-----> Show-Me Burlesque Opening Gala - May 17th

Friday, May 18th - 11PM
Night two of sex, music, dancing, and magic continues at the Sheldon Concert Hall.  Nadine Dubois will once again cater to all your hostess needs.  Night two features another onslaught of uber sexy and amazing performances from the likes of (teaser alert!)...Jeez Loueez...w snap!, Katrina Dohl....we had amazing ear sex last weekend - call me, KD xoxox, The Bon-Bons, Ray effing Gunn, and none other than that sexy and dynamic duo....Lola Van Ella and Sammich the Tramp.  Friday night = twofer!  That's right....in addition to the Show-Me Spectacular....there is a second round of magic and mayhem entitled Red Light District Revue....hosted by Mistress Victoria DeVille.  Folks...you may need a wet nap after this double dose of sexual euphoria.  For the complete event line-up, details, annnnd ticket information....click here ------>  Show-Me Spectacular

Saturday, May 19th - 8:30PM
Is there any other way to conclude a three-day, non-stop, sexy time soirĂ©e than this - THE Beggar's Carnivale and Carnivalesque?  I think not!  The incomparable and mind-blowing Beggar's Carnivale is the final event of this year's Show-Me Burlesque festival.  I assure that you will not want to miss this event.  This event has been known to cause euphoric hangovers and delusions of grandeur...if you will.  Go ahead and cancel all your Sunday church plans.  A full day of recuperation will be necessary.  There is so much magic jammed into this line-up....I can barely contain myself.  Lola Van Ella, Sammich the Tramp, The Knock-a-bouts, Bon-Bons, Hoochie Coochie Girls, Too-Me, Indie Lou, Venus in Flames, Peter Peculiar, Ray Gunn....sweet Christmas I need a cigarette, and that ain't even the half of it!  My all-time favorite local band....The Royal We will also be performing.  Click here for the full Monty----->The Beggar's Carnival & Carnivalesque - May 19th

Tickets for all Show-Me Burlesque events are on sale now and can be purchased at one of the following links INCLUDING the more bang for your buck VIP package, which grants ticket holders admission not one....not two, but all Show-Me Burlesque events...that's right, folks.  Get your tickets now, and go ahead and take the next week off....you're gonna need it after this week/weekend long sexcapade.  For information on general ticket sales for all events including the VIP package - click on the link below.
Show-Me Burlesque Tix!

I hope to see you all at one or more of these amazing events. 
It truly will be F'ing...

For more information on Show-Me Burlesque, the fabulous Lola Van Ella & Van Ella Productions as well as the amazing Beggar's Carnivale.....click on the links below.  Be sure to check out the various classes held at Van Ella Studios to see what tickles your tassels.  It's a great way to incorporate social fun time and exercise in one delicious time slot!

Show-Me Burlesque
Van Ella Productions